F - Fingers

Fingers: thing, body part

I was once told that I had "Neanderthal Figures," and it stung. They aren't that stubby, and the knuckles aren't that hairy, but I secretly wish that I had longer, more dextrous (or more sinister) fingers, and I'm jealous of people that have them. I feel like I'd be better at guitar, bass, trumpet, etc. with better fingers, though I make do with what I've got.

I enjoy playing finger-picked guitar (on nylon strings), I think I'm probably better at that than any other kind of guitar playing (which isn't saying much), but it's hard to play real classical pieces, or things I don't make up on my own. I like playing "Blackbird" at bluegrass speed (sorry, Beatles purists). My fingers aren't good for piano playing.

SEE ALSO: Glasses, mittens,

H - Hair

Hair: Thing

I haven't combed my hair at all since the Summer of 1998.

In high school I had long hair. I still have the ponytail saved from when I got it cut (on the first day of my new job at the Hacienda del Sol).

My standard haircut is #8 on the top, #6 on the sides (though somtimes I get #6/#4).

SEE ALSO: product, Hacienda, Hygiene

T - Toes

Toes: thing

I think I broke my pinky toe when I was 8 or 9. I was playing some sort of kickball on my Grandpa's old green Pontoon Boat. I wound up to kick, and my toe hit a part of the railing on the follow through (the foot kept going). It hurt a lot.

SEE ALSO: Boats, Kickball