S - Sisters

Sisters: thing, person

I've had a variety of sisters over the years, real ones, pseudo- ones (at tciutbaw), and now, I suppose, step ones, but there's really only 1 that has stuck over the course of the last 25 years. She's pretty good at fighting and diving, being on magazine covers, day-camp directing, triumvirate forming and (so people say) singing (at important baseball games and other places), she also buys really good presents, likes dogs, says "delicious" a lot, wears dangly earrings and has mad-txting skillz. That's probably why she's the one most worth keeping around.

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